How much are these pumpkins? (at East River)

Sneaky Horse!

Jokes!

Tonight on Live From Outer Space! @nickvatterott @j9burrito @adamdnewman @christichiello @dustwolf666 9pm seating, 9:30 show @cobraclubbk (at The Cobra Club)

I drew a happy BigFoot

Not the best combo of words.

I spent all week at MTV writing a comedy sketch about naming your dick. Tonight I’ll talk to matchmaker @amyvandoran about the nuances of dating, @christichiello and I debut our Aqua cover band “Agua”, @reidfaylor sings at kids, and Becca Bernard strips wrong. Bring a family! 11:45pm @creekcavelic (at The Creek and The Cave)

Tonight! The Last Minute Show! with Nick Turner Jared Logan Aparna Nancherla Bill Stiteler Molly Martinez Dustin Wesley 9:30 doors, 10pm start. At @cobraclubbk (at The Cobra Club)

Tonight! Live From Outer Space with @thesheertruth Victor Varnado @georgepgordoniii @justaboutglad @benkronberg @kttatara @dustwolf666 9pm @cobraclubbk (at The Cobra Club)

Here are some cartoons I made for Sparknotes of The Dos and Don’ts of Making Small Talk With Strangers.

sparkitors:

The Dos and Don’ts of Making Small Talk With Strangers (more here!)

Tonight is my 2nd to last show at @creekcavelic getting my hour in order. I’d really appreciate if you came out! 7pm

Here’s “The New York Times” listing:
Erik Bergstrom (through Saturday) Mr. Bergstrom, a deep-voiced master of one-liners, concludes his week of headlining at the Week at the Creek series. At 7 p.m., the Creek and the Cave, 10-93 Jackson Avenue, Long Island City, Queens, 718-706-8783, creeklic.com; free. (Elise Czajkowski) (at The Creek and The Cave)

Tonight on Live From Outer Space! @mrdavehill @leahbonnema @mattkoff @bornferal @dustwolf666 9pm @cobraclubbk (at The Cobra Club)

I’ll be at @creekandcave again tonight at 7pm uppercutting the Devil with jokes. Here’s The New York Times listing!