How much are these pumpkins? (at East River)

Sneaky Horse!


Tonight on Live From Outer Space! @nickvatterott @j9burrito @adamdnewman @christichiello @dustwolf666 9pm seating, 9:30 show @cobraclubbk (at The Cobra Club)

I drew a happy BigFoot

Not the best combo of words.

I spent all week at MTV writing a comedy sketch about naming your dick. Tonight I’ll talk to matchmaker @amyvandoran about the nuances of dating, @christichiello and I debut our Aqua cover band “Agua”, @reidfaylor sings at kids, and Becca Bernard strips wrong. Bring a family! 11:45pm @creekcavelic (at The Creek and The Cave)

Tonight! The Last Minute Show! with Nick Turner Jared Logan Aparna Nancherla Bill Stiteler Molly Martinez Dustin Wesley 9:30 doors, 10pm start. At @cobraclubbk (at The Cobra Club)

Tonight! Live From Outer Space with @thesheertruth Victor Varnado @georgepgordoniii @justaboutglad @benkronberg @kttatara @dustwolf666 9pm @cobraclubbk (at The Cobra Club)

Here are some cartoons I made for Sparknotes of The Dos and Don’ts of Making Small Talk With Strangers.


The Dos and Don’ts of Making Small Talk With Strangers (more here!)

Tonight is my 2nd to last show at @creekcavelic getting my hour in order. I’d really appreciate if you came out! 7pm

Here’s “The New York Times” listing:
Erik Bergstrom (through Saturday) Mr. Bergstrom, a deep-voiced master of one-liners, concludes his week of headlining at the Week at the Creek series. At 7 p.m., the Creek and the Cave, 10-93 Jackson Avenue, Long Island City, Queens, 718-706-8783,; free. (Elise Czajkowski) (at The Creek and The Cave)

Tonight on Live From Outer Space! @mrdavehill @leahbonnema @mattkoff @bornferal @dustwolf666 9pm @cobraclubbk (at The Cobra Club)

I’ll be at @creekandcave again tonight at 7pm uppercutting the Devil with jokes. Here’s The New York Times listing!